actuality.log

This lil lady didn’t stand still long enough for me to focus.

BFTP*
I’ve been going out of my way to sort of “catch up” on all that I believe I’ve missed in my life so far. I wish it were easier done than […]

And before you know it, it’s facial hair week.

The astute will notice the bling.

the language edition.
1. People who misspell “definitely”.
“I must defnately be stupid.”
2. People who mispronounce “congratulations”.
“CONEgratulations on your promotion. I am from the north see, this is how I say things.”
3. People […]

Since there is absolutely no way you can be tired of this sort of thing, I now present to you the next iteration of delineate. It now has many more shadowy thingies and proposed round button sorts of things.
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You’ve gots to love dem.
Foxy nurse. [mpeg ~ 2.03 MB] - Schiesser, apparently of their underthings fame.
Tidy up. [mpeg ~ 1.12 MB] - IKEA, I won’t waste my time describing the […]

I’ve oft been accused of posting random pictures “just because” instead of actually exerting myself saying something real, insightful, deep, funny etc. I usually decry such criticism with some random comment like “how I choose to express myself is none of your business”. […]

Yes, it’s true.
Well, not yet, but I am trying. I need to break free. I can’t imagine living my […]

are plain gifted.
The others,

well, they just fool […]

I morphed myself into this teenager yesterday and ended up watching a couple of hours of MTV 2. (Yes, it was hella fun.) Anyway, I happened to see this sequence of “The History Of” documentaries - one on tattoos and the other on […]

Ah yes, commitment, every man’s dream. Look he’s smiling from ear to ear.
Erm where his ears would have been, […]