Archive for January, 2006

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Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

This is getting ridiculous. I’m not making this up; another one of my friends just got engaged. This time I know the guy well too, and they’re perfect for one another, so I’m actually quite elated; which is a first.
But still, I mean, come on.
Now onward to site news. Firstly, after collecting some backlog, all [...]

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Saturday, January 7th, 2006

I am extremely pleased I waited (for the first time, ever). Over the past day or so, there were a couple of additions to the Thinkpad line, and I’ve decided on what I want. Some highlights:
Rugged build.
As low as ~3 lb (1.36 kg).
Dual core, ~2 GHz each.
Extended battery life of ~10 hrs.
This is what I’ve [...]

Print iconDo I look like I fancy you?

Friday, January 6th, 2006

Premise: Being rather socially stunted, I’m not always aware of the signals I’m giving out or those that I’m expected to pick up on.
It being Friday evening and everything, I was easily convinced to join someone for a night out in the town. After the obvious fun times ogling over drooly clothes (and finally making [...]

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Thursday, January 5th, 2006

The scariest things in a little kid’s life usually involve the hair-raising monster under her bed or the creepy hunchback lurking down the road with the odd protrusion on his forehead. But that’s not the story for this kid. The most intimidating thing in his life has always been his dentist. Not only has she [...]

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Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

Though the occasional pretty young thing walking by is a very pleasant change of scenery, getting work done at a coffee shop isn’t always a trivial venture. Being computer-less however, I’ve had little choice but to spend a lot of time outside of home even to satisfy my primal needs; like checking e-mail. I was [...]

Print iconAnd so we part

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

Delineate exists to prevent posts like these. Obviously, it’s not doing a very good job.
Since our dirty little friend was dying,

I decided to open her up and prod her insides,

and then ceremoniously drove a stake through her heart,

ending her misery. But rather than grieve, I went onto do other things.

Yes, the above was inspired by [...]

Print iconStolen from e-mail

Sunday, January 1st, 2006

In response to my earlier post on lacking companionship, I received this via e-mail; from this talented woman.

hey…i remembered this fwd when i was reading your lacking companionship post. Girls whose eyes light up when they talk to you(and the rest), may not be otherwise engaged. Half the time they’re lamenting how correct this is/seems:
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