The trouble with the internet is that it’s not always easy to detect sarcasm. Or is that what makes it awesome?
Month: January 2009
My dying phone dies even faster beeping repeatedly attempting to inform me it’s dying.
It’s clear to me that wars are just competitions for resources to maintain wasteful lifestyles.
My toothbrush is beeping incessantly and I don’t know how to turn it off. Need to figure out how to isolate it if I am to sleep.
If I hear the words "an historic" one more time, things are going to turn violent.
Now that we’ve gotten the inauguration out of the way, it’s time to focus on the next round: McKinney/Kucinich 2012!
As much as I try to deny it, I’ve been Americanised in ways I’m not proud of.
I noticed an abandoned bag in the metro on my way to work. Sadly, my response was to freak out and step as far away from it as possible.
One of the many positive effects of a financial meltdown.
Enticing smart people to resume doing real things as opposed to wasting their time on bogus derivatives trading.
I wonder what else I was expecting.
I tried wiping a droplet of blue ink I spilt on my shirt with a red napkin—only to end up with a big purple stain.
A hilariously confusing 30 seconds later, it came to light that she’d asked for my help in taking out her car, not parking it!
On my way back home, a girl requested my help in guiding her park her car into a tight spot.
You’d think we’d have been smart enough to figure out interstellar travel before we began trashing our planet.