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Thursday, January the 13th, 2005

During this recent break, you know the one we had for winter, I saw a ton of movies. As usual, I enjoyed making fun of most of them. A lot of people relate pictures I take with movies. For instance, when people see this one, their first reaction is “Oooh, just like in Signs“.

I hadn’t seen Signs before, so my only response would be, “I guess”. But that recently changed.

Amongst the many movies I caught up on this holiday season, Signs was one of them. Now there are one class of people who go “Oh, it’s so cool. Everything in the movie had meaning. The girl and her issue with water. The boy and his asthma. The baseball batter and his quitting/being kicked from the team. …”

I am not one of those people. All I have to say is this.

“Why would an alien race whose bodies disintegrate on contact with water want (or try) to take over a planet WHICH IS OVER SEVENTY PERCENT COVERED IN WATER? WHAT IF IT, oh, I don’t know, RAINED?”

Because they’re retarded, that’s why.

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2 Responses to “Alien Retards”

  1. pUl| says:

    lol, have a look at this one.


1 people conned into wasting their bandwidth.