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And so we part

Tuesday, January the 3rd, 2006

[1] Delineate exists to prevent posts like these. Obviously, it’s not doing a very good job.

Since our dirty little friend was dying,

Dirty laptop keyboard.

I decided to open her up and prod her insides,

Prodding a dead laptop.

and then ceremoniously drove a stake through her heart,

Screwdriver through lappy.

ending her misery. But rather than grieve, I went onto do other things.

Like colorwheel, but with food.

Yes, the above was inspired by [2] this.

I’m [3] looking into [4] alternatives. It’s a pity I can’t wait for the Apple Intel Powerbook I’ve salivated over since it was announced.

Ah well.

pundit@emphaticallystatic.org