[1] Delineate exists to prevent posts like these. Obviously, it’s not doing a very good job.
Since our dirty little friend was dying,

I decided to open her up and prod her insides,

and then ceremoniously drove a stake through her heart,

ending her misery. But rather than grieve, I went onto do other things.

I’m [3] looking into [4] alternatives. It’s a pity I can’t wait for the Apple Intel Powerbook I’ve salivated over since it was announced.
Ah well.
pundit@emphaticallystatic.org
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