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Sunday, June the 4th, 2006

After nearly a quarter decade of being passive, I’ve finally decided I’m not going to take it any longer. The next time anyone tells me how “funny I am,” or how “creative I am,” or how “adorably-sweet I am,” or how “smart I am,” or how “talented I am,” or how “sensitive I am” … (you get the idea), I’m going to ask, “Yeah? Well, if I’m so <insert appropriate trait here>, why aren’t you sleeping with me?”

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6 Responses to “Enough with the lip service”

  1. J says:

    yeah, me too!

  2. pundit says:

    You really have to report back as to how well it works!

  3. Akhila says:

    how’s this working out for you? if you’ve managed a success rate of even one, you’ve got a convert in me.

  4. pundit says:

    Actually, this has had a success rate of one in one!

    Who’d have known?

  5. Crayola says:

    You wouldn’t use that question anymore mister.

    You could rephrase it this way:
    “Yeah..I know. Well, even if I’m so , I wouldn’t wanna sleep with you!!” :)

  6. pundit says:

    Yes, ma’am.


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