Amazon keeps thinking I am this post-breakupal woman and constantly recommends [1] books of this sort to me.
Not like I’m complaining.
(That book’s awesome. And I will go on the record and state I am getting a copy soon. I will also like to go on the record and state, I wrote “I dedicate this book to the very special woman who inspired its existence. May I never be inspired so again.” on my [2] treatise before I saw this book.)
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