I have a couple of gmail invites left to use. Would you like one?
All requests are processed in a first-come-first-serve basis, suitably fudged by how much I like you.
Giving up your first born might not be necessary.
Update: They’re long gone. Sorry.
And by sorry I mean please stop spamming me.
And by please stop, I just mean stop.
pundit@emphaticallystatic.org
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