Clearly, the geniuses behind this [1] piece of facial recognition software aren’t all that geniusey. The deal is you submit a picture, and it figures out which celebrity it most closely resembles.
So I did,
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and apparently, I look like a Katrina Kaif. (Now just who is this person? How the fuck should I know? Just [3] google her.)
But it’s OK, because the software is only in beta.
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