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If women can have a range of underwear for different purposes, so can I.

Tuesday, February the 10th, 2009 at 12:54 am.

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  1. Michelle says:

    Okay, I LOL’d. What would your different purposes be?

  2. pundit says:

    Off the top of my head, I could optimise for:

    – Comfort
    – Making me feel pretty
    – Making me look pretty
    – Letting someone know I really like them
    – Letting someone else know I really don’t
    – Serving as a delicious snack should someone beside experience a sugar low

  3. Michelle says:

    – Letting someone else know I really don’t

    But hopefully they would figure that out BEFORE they saw the undies. Ahem.

  4. pundit says:

    I’m a boy. I can hope, can’t I?


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