I’m writing this to let the world know I am alive. I know you all care very much.
Yes I’m occupied, but not so occupied that it’s preventing me from writing here; so here’s the deal.
I don’t know whether women are trained by watching too much porn or whatever, but my new nearest neighbour is very loud. And by very loud, I mean she’s very loud in bed. Perhaps her man is really this hung stallion or whatever, but I’m willing to wager that she’s just a lot more expressive than she needs to be. Either way, the only free time that I have to pen my thoughts is when I’m home for a few hours after a hard day’s work.
And I really can’t there either, for I am distracted. In a good way.
pundit@emphaticallystatic.org
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