(Yeah, really.)
Woman 1: “So, are you going out tonight?”
Woman 2: “Oh, I don’t know. I really don’t want to spend all that time getting ready. I wonder if I could just go like this?” *Points to ungroomed self in a sweatshirt and slacks*
Woman 1: *Furrowing her forehead* “I’m guessing that will be frowned upon.”
Woman 2: “I know, besides, do you think I’d get as many free drinks?”
Woman 2: “You have to work for it, right?”
(I love this town!)
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