Before you wear your seriously low-riding butt-hugging pair of jeans that don’t leave much of your lower back or the top of your crack or thong to my imagination, take a gander at your own behind and ask yourself, “Am I fit and attractive[1]? Is this something I’d like to see?”
Because, if it’s a yes, by all means, go ahead (you ought to be chided if you don’t).
If not, just don’t. Wear your loose fitting large sweatshirt and baggy pants, saving the rest of us from some pukeworthy scenery[2].
This has been a friendly public service announcement from your neighbourhood community watch.
[1] In quantitative terms, like, “Is my hip to waist ratio smaller than the tiny requisite?”.
[2] Think overhanging flab to the sides of excruciatingly tight fitting pants.
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