I’ve been chuckling to the thought of this ever since I observed it during lunch.
Making out the entire time, this guy and girl had finally inched their way to the cash register of the crowded fast-food place. The woman behind the counter politely interrupts them, requesting them to pay-up for their food and proceeds to wait patiently. After some effort, the two finally get their tongues out of the other’s throat, and then is when it happens.
They step back, meticulously itemise who ordered what, and settle their respective tabs separately.
Upon completing the transaction, their faces get stuck together again.
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