Are you in grad school?
Are you constantly being bothered by random kids asking you the same set of clueless questions over and over?
Are you annoyed none of the people you earnestly-patiently help turn out to be hot young things eager to repay the favour in any way you’d prefer payment?
Then you probably need this. No matter what they ask, just point them there and tell them it’s already been answered.
Now newer, improved and enlarged.
Because size matters, unfortunately.
This has been a paid presentation for the Free All Grad Students From Useless Chores (F.A.G.S.F.U.C) Foundation