I know this is going to piss off a lot of people, but I absolutely hate (East) Asian people with (made up) Christian first names. You know, you’re on e-mail or whatever and they sign off “Jenny” and you’re like, cool, she sounds nice enough.
Then you see them in person some 3 weeks later.
They’re actually a “Guan” or someother mono-syllable yet unpronouncable thing and don’t really know too many English words.
It’s fucking annoying. Don’t do it.
(Aforementioned names were made up. You know, privacy and such.)
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