actuality.log

Four or so lane traffic on roads struggling to handle one
The trick is to get home alive. Just try talking on a phone, eating a bagle, doing your make-up, reading the paper.. while driving. I dare you.

The general water scene
No matter what, I am not going to feel guilty about the duration of my ablutionary rituals. No sir.

The ultrawide and useful sidewalks footpaths mangopaths
First, the geniuses decide 1.5 feet is more than sufficient width for pedestrian comfort, then they go about occupying all that space with mangoes. Now, mangoes suck. Fruits in general suck, but mangoes suck morer. Eww.