A ton of things bug me, some more than others. This is just one of those things.
I hate those guys who keep going “my girlfriend” this, “my girlfriend” that.
Like hello, newsflash — she’s got a name.
It’s Audrey. I know, I’ve met her. You can say “Audrey and I are …”, you don’t have to say “my girlfriend and I …”.
pundit@emphaticallystatic.org
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