actuality dot log—Now cool enough to rip itself off™.
(This is like one of those flashback episodes you see on major sitcoms from time to time.)
On the one hand, you have the ungratefuls who ask you question after question, but don’t thank you politely for your patient replies, or [1] even once stop in to say hello.
On the other, you have the retards who can’t [2] spell or form a sentence, and you realise they’re a lost cause, not worthy of real help. So you choose to [3] mock them instead.
On the other hand (yes, I’m an alien with three hands), you have the jokers who think insulting you or your efforts is the optimal way of receiving help. The following is an (honest to god, not cooked up) e-mail “conversation” I had. (For newcomers, the page in question [4] is this).
He says: (emphasis mine)
Hi
just went through your site !…..I was looking at my prospects of joining umich (3.7/5.0) :(, my poor grades hope they are not sufficient to make it to umich, i’ve presented some papers and won two design contests.
but
looking at the way wrote things it looks that you are in real pain torture what not ? i ‘ m kind of afraid of …….how do u like umich and research wht r the prospects after that….. well im taking lilberties to write like this all of my junk…just as you did it in your website, I hope you don’t mind it.Please guide me on pursuing higher studies, i wud like to work in automobiles industry.
Hope brother,you find some of your crucial time and respond,regards
I say:
And where did I say anything even remotely implying I was in ‘real pain torture what not’?
He says: (emphasis mine)
I just had a feeling that u were spoiling ur website and not doing justice to the space provided to u. Anways i went a bit far with my incisive comments. I didn’t intend to hurt you.
I read ur masterpiece - penile rights or sth?/
anyways i was just havin fun typin, you r taking things seriously bro,guide me,
waiting for ur reply
enjoy and tc
If I weren’t such a nice guy at heart, I think I would have turned rather violent at some point, rapidly accelerating the brewing of this altercation.
Happy waiting, retard.
pundit@emphaticallystatic.org
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