actuality.log


Thursday, February the 17th, 2005

Aside: Responding to all comments and e-mails relating to recent changes, I still haven’t figured out what to do with this default theme. It looks great, but it seems trite and un-me. We’ll see.

The other day, I was out window shopping and I couldn’t help but notice this adorable little burgundy top at a chic boutique. It had this fabulously varied and intricate design work done on it… and yet, it was simple and didn’t seem like it had too much going on. It wasn’t all flowy, definitely flattering, without being all corsety and uncomfortably constricting.

All was well and good, except:
a) It was horrendously expensive, especially for the poor student sort.
b) I most definitely don’t have a petite frame, and such pieces are crafted with the anorexic model in mind.
c) I lack a vagina.

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2 Responses to “Window Shopping”

  1. niyati says:

    ahem…the top would require assets located at a higher altitude. U havn’t mentioned their non-existence ;). shall we assume otherwise?

  2. wahgnube says:

    First, let’s get the obvious out of the way. You’re alive! Yay!

    Initially, I planned a “saggy man breasts” joke.

    Then, I planned a “Assets? Don’t exist – Not without painful surgery anyway” joke.

    Then I realized I wasn’t able to really form a humourous punchline based on either.

    Tcha.


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