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Saturday, December the 15th, 2007
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Life becomes more amusing once you’ve reconciled to dying alone.

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5 Responses to “Women don’t snore”

  1. Michelle says:

    Women totally snore. My step-mom is like a damn bear, and there’s no waking her up to tell her to roll the hell over, either, because when she’s asleep she might as well be dead, she sleeps so soundly.

    I do snore, but not nearly as bad. I wake myself up on occasion with it, if I happen to be sleeping on my back.

    Women also fart, not “fluff” or whatever other cutesy euphemism one wishes to choose, and we also sweat, not just “glow” or “perspire” or whatever other prissy nonsense one tries to come up with.

    Just thought I’d set that straight.

  2. anita says:

    my mom snores ridiculously loud. so far, no signs that i have inherited it, but i am really scared that it’ll set it when i get older!

  3. Mukul says:

    I’ll disagree on the sweat.

    Attractive women don’t sweat, they glow! :-)

    And snoring may have to do more with age than gender. Haven’t heard young people snore so much…

  4. pundit says:

    Michelle: I’m glad you cleared all that up!

  5. pundit says:

    (anita:) I’m guessing you’re going to be just fine, because (Mukul:) I don’t believe it has as much to do with aging as one would like to believe. Many a young’un with an unfortunately deviated septum sound quite like the previously mentioned bear. A smooth, glowing bear, but still a bear.


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