Things aren’t supposed to be like this. Now I’m all guilty.
I kind of sort of confronted my roommate about the.. noisy breathing. And instead of getting all defensive and “Oh, it’s not something under my immediate control”, he’s all like “Oh, you should have brought it up earlier, how inconsiderate of me, I’ll sleep on the couch.”
And he has, for the past two nights.
Sure, it’s all quiet (considering the clock has gone too), but now I’m feeling all not nice and rude and guilty and all that. Things aren’t supposed to be like this.
Gak!!! That man is eeeeevil.Murder him in his sleep. Its obvious he did that to deny you the pleasure of a well delivered, offence giving rebuke.
Yes, that’s the thing, there is something fishy.
Call me overly paranoid, but no one “just does” things out of the kindness of their heart. Almost no one.