Ah yes, I don’t normally do this, but I am lazier than usual today. Here’s a poll from /.
Your Biggest Failure as a Nerd?
 [ ] Haven’t seen LOTR.
 [ ] Didn’t build my own computer.
 [ ] Don’t run Linux.
 [ ] Have a significant other.
 [ ] Don’t use caffeine.
 [ ] Exercise regularly.
 [ ] Only have one email address.
 [ ] Less than excellent karma. 
*sighs*
lol, what would you have gone for wahgnube?
(Off topic stuff has been seen, and removed. I could deal with the offtopicness, the URL totally messing up the layout and having me to scroll horizontally, I could not.)
Why do you think I sighed staring at the options? Don’t you see the irony and the humour in said irony?
nevertheless, the point is what would you have preferred as the closest match.