I wonder what else I was expecting.

I tried wiping a droplet of blue ink I spilt on my shirt with a red napkin—only to end up with a big purple stain.

A hilariously confusing 30 seconds later, it came to light that she’d asked for my help in taking out her car, not parking it!

On my way back home, a girl requested my help in guiding her park her car into a tight spot.

You’d think we’d have been smart enough to figure out interstellar travel before we began trashing our planet.

Using specific goods and services (like number of haircuts) work a lot better than currency when trying to convey value to a diverse group.

I saw a lovely hue of orange I didn’t realise existed in nature during sunset last evening (i.e. 2 pm or something).

It doesn’t bother me that it bothers me that I’m not depressed.

I saw ‘Serenity’ for something like the seventh time earlier this evening. Joss Whedon is a god among men.

I stepped out of my home, and for the first time since I’ve gotten here, I felt genuinely cold. I am sure that’s bad news.

I have an obvious tell when I lie. It’s so obvious I’m not even going to bother proclaiming it here.

I guess this faux project contrived to distract me from my favourite pass-time—pondering existential questions—wasn’t a complete waste.

I just realised that the scribbles on the pieces of paper strewn around me serve to outline my first (sub par) book.

Perhaps I should resume my once-a-day posting schedule. You know, it being the new year and all. Hmm.

After approximately two months of waiting, I finally received my home internet connection today!