Sticking a “Please don’t spam me” sign on my mailbox actually works in this part of the world. I’d never have figured it’d be that simple.

If I spent a third of the time learning a real instrument as I did mastering Elite Beat Agents, my life would be substantially better.

I just received an e-mail from my brother which seemed quite Nigerian-scammy on first glance.

Considering the barber dude only knew five words of English and I only five of Norsk, I’d say my new haircut wasn’t a complete disaster.

Either this is some sort of police exercise gone nuts, or my cutesy-looking neighbourhood houses a dastardly fiend.

If something can’t be described by a continuous field theory, it’s not really a science. I’m looking at you “string theory.”

This is just silly. I can’t believe today is a holiday as well! Is the “five weeks” I’m supposed to get off in addition to all of this?

The only cool thing about paying income taxes in more than one country is large tax refunds in more than one country!

If you ever wondered how the gradient of the vector field formed by the stubble one your face might look, you just might be a geek.

Nepotism. One of the last remaining ways to get an honest day’s work in these dire economic times.

Nor can I enter my research facility to earn some more.

After months of use, I realised in the supermarket today that I’d forgotten all my PIN numbers. Now I officially don’t have access to money.

As I awoke today, the first few paragraphs of my as-yet-unnamed book were clear in my mind. I hope I stick with it and eventually finish it!

I recently had my hair chewed on by a cat. I decided to save this bit of news until April the 1st, to leave you pondering its truthfulness.

I believe I just finished filing my tax return for one country. Now, onto the others!