Addiction to addiction

I am getting over one of a few addictions. You know when people try to quit, say smoking, they stock up on nicotine patches and gum and so on? I’ve been doing something of the sort recently.

Overboard on apple juice.

I’ve been sober for quite a while now. I don’t feel any better, but apparently this is good for me. I know you’re wondering, that’s not enough apple juice, what if you run out? Not to worry little one, if you look really carefully behind those bottles, you have a stockpile of other juices.

Overboard, generally.

Now if that runs out too, we’re in trouble.