After mucking around for a very long time with ORIGINAL and Gallery, I decided to hack my own (very very ugly) bash script to generate the photo pages automagically from a bunch of photos thrown into a folder. Here are the results.
Once I iron the kinks out, generating all the (new, improved? and expanded) photo pages should be a piece of cake.
Now is the only time you can give me comments like “It sucks.” and expect me to look into why it sucks. So use it wisely.
Please, I mean.