Wednesday, October the 20th, 2004

This time, a handwriting sample. Here are some random (scarily correct) bits.

wahgnube is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time.

wahgnube exaggerates about everything that has a physical nature. Although he may not intend to deceive or mislead, he blows things way out of proportion because that is the way he views them. He will be a good story teller. wahgnube has a vivid imagination.

wahgnube will demand respect and will expect others to treat him with honor and dignity. wahgnube believes in his ideas and will expect other people to also respect them. He has a lot of pride.

wahgnube’s true self-image is unreasonably low. wahgnube also has a fear that he might fail if he takes large risks. Therefore he resists setting his goals too high, risking failure. He may tell you his dreams but he is living in today, with a fear of making a change. No matter how loud he speaks, look at his actions.

In reference to wahgnube’s mental abilities, he has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. wahgnube can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.

wahgnube has withdrawn into himself. He is reserved and shows his feelings only at times of great anger, extreme passion, or tremendous stress. wahgnube is an introvert. He makes decisions based on logic, therefore he is rarely impulsive. He doesn’t find any need for expressing his emotions. In fact, he probably sees this emotional expression as an unnecessary waste of time. He has a hard time relating to an extreme extrovert, although it is common for him to be attracted to one. Many people do not understand wahgnube; it is difficult for them to really know how wahgnube feels. wahgnube enjoys being alone, and probably prefers working alone.

wahgnube’s basic nature is to look out for himself first. Although he can and does feel emotions, perhaps as deeply as anyone, he just almost always harbors them inside. The first time someone angers wahgnube, he probably will not say anything to that person at that time. However, he will mentally keep track of everything this person does wrong to him until he cannot hold his emotions inside any longer. Then; Boom! wahgnube will cloud up and rain all over them. And he will never regret telling someone off, because he knew what he was saying the entire time.

wahgnube will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don’t really want his opinion, don’t ask for it!

wahgnube can be defiant. He sometimes has the attitude that if someone doesn’t like it the way he is doing it, then they can just “go to hell!” This trait may reveal itself in a rebellious nature that is always ready to resist forces which he thinks are infringing upon his freedom of action.

wahgnube likes test results that talk about wahgnube in third person. Because wahgnube thinks that’s cool.

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5 Responses to “Bits from another analysis thingy”

  1. anita says:

    i just took one of those handwring analysis things the other day…it said i was sexually frustrated.

    (it said other things too, but that was the one that was most on target : )

  2. wahgnube says:

    (Now you’re practically setting it up. Might I request permission for a totally guy retort?)

  3. anita says:

    sure, go ahead.

  4. wahgnube says:

    (I’m pathetic. A day’s thought and this is the best I could come up with.)

    Aww poor baby, c’mere. Is there something I can help you with?

    (It has to be easier than this. I mean, this is my ‘domain’ (literally and figuratively) and all, I ought to be able to whip up cool oh-no-he-didn’-jus-say-what-i-think-he-did stuff and be able to deliver them with ease.

    Sigh, I need a lot of work.)

  5. anita says:

    yeah, that was a pretty pathetic attempt : )

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