Drop zone

Been extremely butterfingery over the past month or so. Dropped stuff too many times to be just random occurances. Something is wrong with my psychomotor skills. Here are some stats:

Object – Times Dropped – Current State

Laptop – 3 – Functional, with seemingly minor hints of structural damage
Camera – 1 – Functional
Primary pair of glasses – 2 – Non-functional
Watch – 2 – Non-funtional
Crockery – Too many times to count – Seemingly fine, for now

Damnit, I can’t afford this nonsensical set of events.