Been extremely butterfingery over the past month or so. Dropped stuff too many times to be just random occurances. Something is wrong with my psychomotor skills. Here are some stats:
Object – Times Dropped – Current State
Laptop – 3 – Functional, with seemingly minor hints of structural damage
Camera – 1 – Functional
Primary pair of glasses – 2 – Non-functional
Watch – 2 – Non-funtional
Crockery – Too many times to count – Seemingly fine, for now
Damnit, I can’t afford this nonsensical set of events.