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Seriously if they made underwear with pockets i would no longer need pants i swear the only reason i wear pants is for the pockets so i have somewhere to put my cell phone
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Seriously if they made underwear with pockets i would no longer need pants i swear the only reason i wear pants is for the pockets so i have somewhere to put my cell phone