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– Comfort
– Making me feel pretty
– Making me look pretty
– Letting someone know I really like them
– Letting someone else know I really don’t
– Serving as a delicious snack should someone beside experience a sugar low
Okay, I LOL’d. What would your different purposes be?
Off the top of my head, I could optimise for:
– Comfort
– Making me feel pretty
– Making me look pretty
– Letting someone know I really like them
– Letting someone else know I really don’t
– Serving as a delicious snack should someone beside experience a sugar low
– Letting someone else know I really don’t
But hopefully they would figure that out BEFORE they saw the undies. Ahem.
I’m a boy. I can hope, can’t I?