It’s some 2 AM, I’ve wasted all day and now I’m unable to sleep.. I need to get this out of my system.
With the royal wedding and consequently Princess Die on everyone’s mind…
Just what was the last thing that went through Diana’s mind when she died?
And this isn’t really a joke but a major peeve.
Guy from the genital herpes ad: I’ve got genital herpes, but I don’t let it bog me down!
Me: Dude, perhaps you should.
Me: You know, for her.
That will be all. Now I can sleep. Or try to.