(This is a true story from a bus stop. Well, mostly true.)
(To set the scene, let me tell you that the following happens as it is snowing… copiously.)
Screaming Cute Girl In Her Socks: Where the hell is the fucking bus?
SCGINHS: Where the fucking hell is the bus? My feet are killing me!
(Everyone looks at her like she’s a crazy person, and are tempted to ask her why she isn’t wearing the pair of shoes she’s HOLDING IN HER (cute) HANDS. And she glares back at everyone in turn.)
SCGINHS: WHAT? These’d never go with my pants!