Thing that bugs me

A ton of things bug me, some more than others. This is just one of those things.

I hate those guys who keep going “my girlfriend” this, “my girlfriend” that.

Like hello, newsflash — she’s got a name.

It’s Audrey. I know, I’ve met her. You can say “Audrey and I are …”, you don’t have to say “my girlfriend and I …”.