actuality.log

One of the perks of growing up is that you can now give (and receive) expensive gifts. On a related note, here’s what I made my new phone do with some hackery.
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I was to have bragged about this some time ago, but it slipped my mind. Ah well.

It’s probably one of those things you fantasise about your entire life—getting to sit up close to the one captivating woman you’ve not been able to take your eyes off since you’ve gotten past security and reached your gate. More often than not […]

It’s a few A.M. and I can’t really sleep. I’m jotting this down as I stroll around outside my hotel room, almost as if I’m searching for another insomniac to alleviate the loneliness. Where, by ‘insomniac,’ I probably mean ’sexually frustrated person.’ But […]

For just a few days of my miserable existence, I don’t want some nonsensical thing or the other causing me extreme rage. I know I am not a happy person generally, but then again, I have little reason to be. For once, just […]

But are relationships harder?
I know you’ve missed me over these past two weeks, and you’re probably at a point where you’ve begun to worry for my safety… or something. But no […]