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Thursday, October 19th, 2006

I’m writing this to let the world know I am alive. I know you all care very much.
Yes I’m occupied, but not so occupied that it’s preventing me from writing here; so here’s the deal.
I don’t know whether women are trained by watching too much porn or whatever, but my new nearest neighbour is very [...]

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Thursday, September 21st, 2006

What is the deal with Japanese women and their need to dress like they’re 20 years younger? Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m complaining about grown up women in schoolgirl costumes; it’s just, what is the deal?
Or perhaps, the question ought to be: What is the deal with other women? Why don’t they [...]

Print iconLikely possibilities

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

This is another query to the women in the audience. Are you capable of discerning between the following two statements?
“I find her attractive.”
and
“I am attracted to her.”

Print iconOn classifying people - I/II

Monday, July 17th, 2006

This style of post is an interesting first for me. Actually, it’s more of a first than it is interesting, but I’ll let you be the judge of that.
If you don’t already know, many of my posts first spawn on scrap bits of paper, fester there for a while and only occasionally do they evolve [...]

Print iconThe evolution of actuality dot log

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

This was supposed to be a post on sexual tension and an inability to masturbate, but I can’t get myself to divulge it.
When I first started this journal a long time ago, the basic premise of the exercise was that I keep a log of the events in my life; an “actuality log,” of sorts. [...]

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Monday, June 26th, 2006

For the stalkers in the audience, I’m now in a college town in Colorado. The primary purpose of this trip is toward this conference or something, but you’d never know given how unprepared I am. The hotel is cheesy—with its crap “decor,” the weird smells in my room (ugh) and all its gaudy colours—and it [...]

Print iconThe joys of spring - I/II

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

Looking around, you can’t help but notice the first sightings of the much-missed hemline. And with rising hemlines, you can’t help but acknowledge the onset of spring. As much fun as winter clothes are—leaving so much to the imagination—this is a very welcome change; one that makes you thank the stars you were born a [...]

Print iconWomen’s entertainment? - III/III

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

(Not to get into anything technical, but I’m writing this from a new computer. And it’s freakin’ sweet.)
By now, you’re actually beginning to have thoughts along the lines of, “Women’s entertainment? Just what sort of woman is this supposed to be entertaining? Can it even be classified as entertainment at all? Who gets paid to [...]

Print iconWomen’s entertainment? - II/III

Friday, May 5th, 2006

As sick as she is—gross blood-spewing and everything—the wife is still remarkably perceptive; so she soon finds out that he’s cheating on her. And by “remarkably perceptive,” I mean that she’s not blind, and happened to see him ogling over the other chick in public at some point. She’s understandably distraught and soon becomes suicidal.
Yes, [...]

Print iconWomen’s entertainment? - I/III

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

On occasion, I’m overly drawn into a program on “Lifetime,” a woman’s entertainment channel. And by “overly drawn into,” I obviously mean that the remote is missing, I’m too lazy to move, and watch whatever is on; even if it’s the Lifetime channel.
Yesterday evening was one such occasion. I happened to chance upon a most [...]

Print iconSubliminal classification

Friday, April 14th, 2006

The number of unanswered e-mails in my in-boxes has been steadily growing for quite a while now. At first, I chalked it down to my general unmotivated state—yes, the one that has plagued me for months now—but upon casual inspection of the pile, I reached a startling realisation: Over 90% of this unanswered e-mail was [...]

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Sunday, April 9th, 2006

Site note: I hope that you’re adequately satisfied by the new underage-deterrent link on top and the related modification to the site usage policy. Proceeding further implies that you’ve read, understood and agree to its terms.
One of the many things that men aren’t really open to talking about, is why they want to break [...]

Print iconOn Jack’s ruined karma

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

Alice is one fat fuck. You know the kinds; the morbidly chubby chick who’s unfortunately too “comfortable with her own body”? No matter how much people tend to avoid her, she’s always there. At every event, at every party; wanting to be the centre of attention, right in the centre of every activity—and the centre [...]

Print iconOf laptops and women

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

I am right here, alive and well. I’ve just been remarkably unmotivated to write (or do anything else, for that matter). Over the past week, I received my new computer. It was very cool, but I managed to find things about it that annoy(ed) me, so I shipped it back to them to have it [...]

Print iconWhy T60p over MBP?

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

With those objective differences out of the way, now onto the more touchy-feely issues I had. Some trivial, some not, and in no particular order. (None of which are disputable; I’m not a reasonable person.)

After I’d initially ordered the MBP, I spent hours of my days looking at things like this, this and this to [...]