(Since everyone loves them.)
me: and what do you think you’re doing?
she: oh, nothing. i’m just talking to him.
she: well, ok, not really just talking.
she: it’s not like he’s married or anything.
me: well actually, he sorta is. which is why i asked you what ..
she: it’s not fair! he doesn’t have a ring on.
me: ah, sit down naive child. there is much you need to learn about cultures other than your own.