In more moments of mind blowing side tracking, I just came across some words (some six of those while I was not working reading another biography) that might go into the “insert relatively funny catchphrase here” placeholder, above.
ardent, dry, tentative, incisive, witty, ironic, sarcastic, not caustic.
Might as well add something along the lines of self proclaimed while I’m at it. If someone comes up with a brilliantly funny line using some of these and/or related words, they get a prize*. Let the wordsmithing begin.
I’m trying too. But this is not my sort of thing. Clicking on any other page in the menu above should show you the current cheap imitation iterant.
(*If you count being blatantly plagiarized a prize.)