Woke at a decent hour, 7ish. In the shower by 7:12. Reached late for a class which started at TEN THIRTY. Did NOTHING ELSE in the time in between. What gives? Is water that much fun? I must have been some sort of camel-fish in my previous life or some such. (Why camel-fish? – You need to work with me a bit here. I have exhausted analogies with most animals and am now moving on to hybrids). It’s like I was a camel, except without a hump and with gills of steel, and needed to store my days supply of air to live.
Ok, that did sound a lot funnier in my head. (And yes, I know you’re going, “Oh, sure it did.”). Of course, there is only so much you can do to make it sound funny if the only “event” in your day was a long shower.
I love my life.