Disclaimers and all that

After a good deal of hacking, I have reached the 3rd iteration of the Disclaimer and Usage Policy. It is not complete or usable yet. I need people to read it and find obvious flaws. As an added bonus, if you want, you can use this as a base for your own site disclaimer. But I suggest you read it anyway, I might have done something totally drastic, like requiring people who visit my site to give me their first born, or some such. You’d never know, unless you read it, fully.

Any and all comments welcome. Yes, I am almost begging.

It started of as this but is beginning to look less and less like it with each pass.