Wednesday, May the 11th, 2005

The new Iaudio X5/X5L.

The Iaudio X5

  • Not the iPod — check
  • Won’t be thought of as a mindless wannabe yuppie for owning one — check
  • Not white like the iPod — check
  • Smaller than the iPod — check
  • Black, sleek design — check
  • Plays ogg vorbis and flac media — check
  • Contains a built-in radio tuner — check
  • Contains a built-in voice recorder — check
  • Has seemingly hot chick on display — check

Treat yourself to the good stuff today. You know I’m going to.

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  1. Adi says:

    Looks good.

    That babe’s part of the marketing campaign or does it actually show up on the screen?

  2. wahgnube says:

    She’s part of the marketing campaign. The real screen showing normal things (like the menu structure) actually looks pretty crappy. Horribly aliased and such.

    But, it can supposedly play movies even if on the crappy low resolution.

8,938,085 people conned into wasting their bandwidth.