After nearly a quarter decade of being passive, I’ve finally decided I’m not going to take it any longer. The next time anyone tells me how “funny I am,” or how “creative I am,” or how “adorably-sweet I am,” or how “smart I am,” or how “talented I am,” or how “sensitive I am” … (you get the idea), I’m going to ask, “Yeah? Well, if I’m so <insert appropriate trait here>, why aren’t you sleeping with me?”
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yeah, me too!
You really have to report back as to how well it works!
how’s this working out for you? if you’ve managed a success rate of even one, you’ve got a convert in me.
Actually, this has had a success rate of one in one!
Who’d have known?
You wouldn’t use that question anymore mister.
You could rephrase it this way:
“Yeah..I know. Well, even if I’m so , I wouldn’t wanna sleep with you!!†:)
Yes, ma’am.