Enough with the lip service

After nearly a quarter decade of being passive, I’ve finally decided I’m not going to take it any longer. The next time anyone tells me how “funny I am,” or how “creative I am,” or how “adorably-sweet I am,” or how “smart I am,” or how “talented I am,” or how “sensitive I am” … (you get the idea), I’m going to ask, “Yeah? Well, if I’m so <insert appropriate trait here>, why aren’t you sleeping with me?”

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6 thoughts on “Enough with the lip service”

  1. how’s this working out for you? if you’ve managed a success rate of even one, you’ve got a convert in me.

  2. You wouldn’t use that question anymore mister.

    You could rephrase it this way:
    “Yeah..I know. Well, even if I’m so , I wouldn’t wanna sleep with you!!” :)

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