Lacking threads

Wearing black makes you look slim. If you’re thin.

Toward the onset of fall, I take an unnatural delight in the stark change of fashion; a change which ushers in everything from the stylish wool turtlenecks, to the provocatively form-hugging hoodies. I believe the grounds for this titillation stems from how much fall and winter wear leave to the imagination.

The less you see, the easier it is to fill in the blanks with dreamy morsels.

But then, six-to-eight months roll by and fantasising doesn’t cut it anymore.

Boy am I glad it’s getting warmer.