I decided to clean out my bag, and I thought I’d finished when it occurred to me that though it seemed “empty”, it still weighed a ton. Some snooping through the super secret secret compartments led to this,
GAH! I must have been travelling ON PLANES with this thing and their stupid X-Ray machines seems to have let me walk through security each time. Thank god these people aren’t responsible for national security.
No wait, they ARE.