Sunday, May the 23rd, 2004

I decided to clean out my bag, and I thought I’d finished when it occurred to me that though it seemed “empty”, it still weighed a ton. Some snooping through the super secret secret compartments led to this,


and this.


GAH! I must have been travelling ON PLANES with this thing and their stupid X-Ray machines seems to have let me walk through security each time. Thank god these people aren’t responsible for national security.

No wait, they ARE.

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