Which is a first.
I still am. Please read it when you can make the time. I assure you it’s entertaining, at least. The previous post was supposed to start you thinking along those lines, and I was supposed to follow up with this brilliantly-funny take on things.
And then I got sidetracked. (Help me as you always do, my friendly typo-checkers.)
It’s like I have a very tiny limit on the number of words I can write in a given day.