I normally don’t steal from /. (but do from other less popular places :P of course), but this is so kewl it had to be posted here. M.I.T is awesome, period. I wish I were in Boston, I could probably see the NSF, their source of money (obligatory, it’s my source of food too).
Category: General
Plain Hinglish!
And you thought Malayalees sounded funny.
And a link to a screeny, the bloggers wet dream.
I hate windows
Yes, it’s official. I hate it. Until now, I was a free software zealot because free software is inherently, ethically, morally… all that jazz, cooler. So long, I’ve not really loved winxp, but found it good to do most things. Not any more.
And so my day begins.. trallallalllaaa.. I get this email which I read on evolution in my GNU/Linux box about how a McAfee 7 or some such is out. Woohoo! I go. 7 is so much cooler than 4.5, OBVIOUSLY. Reboot to XP, download 7, get off the network, remove 4.x, and install 7. All is fine and dandy (if you count the forced 2.5 hour system scan on install as dandy) until the reboot. Then BAM!, NOTHING works, except for some strange reason, fire and thunderbird.
Anyway, rush to control panel to try to uninstall it. No control panel, obviously. Rush to cntrl-alt-del’s task manager, no use. Keeps respawning the McAffee processes on being killed. All this nonsense goes on for a while. Any thing that comes close to killing the McAfee process gets killed and the machine locks up.
Many reboots later, I finally decide to try the safe mode. Yes, WinXP has a safe mode too. Same F8 and all that. Rush there, and like a linux console window, it only likes 640×480 as its resolution, and a box within my large screen is where all the action is taking place. Fine I say, at least now I can see the control panel and reach add remove programs. I hurriedly click uninstall, and snicker. Soon enough I realize, as it tells me, the uninstall routine needs some dumb windows installer service which doesn’t get started in safe mode.
Then, a few reboots later, after tons of general screwing around, I find the service manager in safe mode and remove any trace of anything to do with Network Associates or McAfee, so it doesn’t auto-start and take over the poor system.
Cool, on reboot, FINALLY the little V on the bottom is crossed out. Woohoo! Run to control panel and it finally uninstalls. In previous reboots, I had got a copy of the real (not UMified) scanner V4.x. Install that, service pack and super dat it. 20 Reboots later, I can use my machine again.
Productivity. what productivity? Share your windows horror stories right here.
Hurrah!
Finally got all the pythonisms straw needed to work. I rushed to some blog reads to figure out their xml rdf linkage, but strangely not too many have them. Even those using “ready made” blogging solutions. I have to screw around with some more php to get my xml feed up and running.
Here’s a screeny any how.

g00gle 0wnz j00!
Bits from the book – 1
And here they are, as promised, in small doses. The italicized stuff are the quotes, and the other regular text are my own comments, if any.
First, I never expected YOU to have a slam book. Since you’ve decided to have one and it’s come to me, I shall do the honours.
I’ve always thought of you as this brainy, intense, moody guy who went around with his head in the stars. I always thought of you as being slightly out of my league. Which is why, when I finally did get to know you, I was pleasantly surprised. You’re very approachable and have a nice sense of humour.
DOH! hmm.. would I have preferred not being known and not bursting that bubble?
YEAR LATER: And to think she thought I was out of her league.
Our friendship doesn’t end here.
Huh? What friendship? Do I know you?.. Kidding. ;)
I know for a fact you’re smart. That should take you places.
Places hmm.. I wonder where though.
One of the people who has his convictions all well defined and won’t hesitate to stand out of a crowd standing up to your values.
You’ve got yourself a very apt cover photo on this book – but then again that doesn’t surprise me one bit – after all it’s pundit.
Keeping with the blast from the past scheme of things, here are my thoughts just before I left home. I found it some old sqldump of an older blog. Sniff Sniff. Timestamp modded it and pasted it here. Recycling is good for the environment, and you.
Diversity is good
The recent sobig.f worm rampage has left most people with painfully slow networks and resulted in a general loss of productivity.
This is a very interesting read that indicates why diversity is important, for survival.
Of course, I was one of the many who went HAHAAHAHAHAAHA when Jeff Goldblum interfaced his mac with an alien mothership in ID4.
Daily happenings
Ack! This is just a post to get this blog to feel like the actuality.log that I had originally planned it to be. No, it needn’t be interesting. It is a log of events, to help my brain. That is all.
Today started off as any other. Generally lazed around and finally reached the lab. The network in EECS is SO SLOW. I was getting like a 20% ping success rate at google, and that was one of the better sites. So, generally struggling around, finally got to check email, just to find the usual few hundred spam “I love you” – No, you do not. “Re: Your details” – What details? Who the hell are you?.. and the usual suspects. But the silver lining, in a day of training, the spam filters in thunderbird seem to now effortlessly kill all these worm mails off the IMAP server. This is very good.
Anyway, after screwing around not knowing how to get anything done (plus irritated with one too many seg-faults, DAMN YOU icc), I decided to leave, considering it was an exceptionally bright and cheerful day. (Insert birds’ chirping sound fx here). I went back home, dropped off my stuff, and then randomly started walking at some 2-3 P.M. Before you know it, it’s some 5 and I am at a museum. It was fun. Among other things I got to know today, did you know just the tail portion of a blue whale weighs more than an ELEPHANT? And that a moderately sized blue whale consumes EIGHT TONS of food per day? Of course, I did learn a bit about history and other wild life, but it’s not entirely interesting to “normal” folk. Made my way back home around 6 ish.
In picture news, got some cloud snaps. Don’t have enough or half-decent looking ones worth uploading. Will just move them and other such odd pictures to some “assorted” set sometime.
Blast from the past
This post has been stolen from an earlier blog of mine. The post itself is over a year old. Notice the profuse smiley usage. Gah!
In another moment of weakness today, (you know, the one you have when you think about the past, a kinda partly nostalgic, partly wishing time reversed RIGHT now, and you could go back to a time that seems so much more carefree and fun), I decided to update my address book with contacts from my little (failed or highly successful depending on the way you look at it) entropy experiment, erm.. my slam book. I didn’t plan to do much. Just add some names and email addresses, considering everybody’s changed their physical location on the globe.
Well, almost everybody.
I couldn’t help but read some parts of the slams themselves in the process. I mean, I might feign being not curious and all that, but I am human, I think ;). And so I suddenly forget about my PDA and concentrated harder on what’s been written about me (as opposed to furiously turning the pages to the ones with contact info in them and punching them in using that, oh SO slow, teeny keyboard). Yes, it’s only been four years in this place. Yes, four years is an insanely small period of time for a person like me to open up to anybody. Yes, that means people barely know me, and what they say shouldn’t be accurate.
Boy was I pleasantly surprised.
Some of the stuff I read was beyond correct.. creepy. Most of it was sarcasm and humour, that’s fun, but the insightful stuff interspersed was just that, it was insightful. I was almost.. moved (Or probably I was and that’s as close as I am going to get to admit it). I even got a few comments about how cool my name was written on the front pages. :)
I then decided to pick out 20 or so random stuff that make me laugh/tear me up(with joy :P)/just plain send a shiver up my spine and make me all goosebumpey. They aren’t in any specific order. And I am not going to explicitly state which ones are right and which ones are dead wrong, and hence funny, in a way. The ambiguity should add to my fun when I read this in say 20 years or something.
Of course, like any self respecting site traffic watcher, I shall stop here today, and let the slams trickle out over a short period of time. Stay tuned.
In related news, I realized how easy it is to recycle generic stuff like so. Be prepared to read this, and other things over and over again every once in a while.
Hmm..
I’d taken a break from this for a while and a lot of stuff’s happened in this time. No, I am not in a mood to type it all out i.e. strain myself expressing my thoughts. A summary includes meeting my cousins. Well, this is an event since it’s only the second or so time I am seeing them in my entire life. Well, what can I say, I met them. I also met their large dog, and I was afraid, very.
No pets for me or any one living with me, ever. People who can’t handle that will have to leave.
In other news, I was furious with my parent(s). Never ever happened before. And yes, it is a big deal. No, not really really, but it shouldn’t happen, and it did and hence a big deal. No details, but no, it was not my fault. And yes, they have raised me to be, well, more idealistic than they think they have.
I know what I am doing, and I will not change. Sorry, but that’s how it’s got to be. And that’s the way it will. I might as well go ahead and say it, I am never wrong.
But the important thing is, will I do something stupid as a result of not thinking straight? I would like to assume that I won’t, and that I am and can be cold and level headed always, but we just have to wait and see.
In other news, I was thinking of some stuff to put in the music section of entropy and I remembered something I had thought of/read/seen before. Let’s suppose Martians observe our behaviour. Most things, gathering/preparing food, having and caring for offspring, etc. are all normal, comprehendable behaviour. But music? Listening and performing, doesn’t really seem to have that clear a purpose does it?
Yet, for some strange reason, we are inherently hard wired to respond to music far more easily than, say, reading or writing. Want to distract a baby? Sing a lullaby, NOT show her a book, however colorful or whatever it may be. Listen to a tune, you can hum it, or drum to it, or tap out keys on a piano. You can’t “just do” calculus can you?
Why is it that we’re seemingly wired for something that’s seemingly not entirely useful? Sure, it feels good. Even other pleasure seeking human responses seem to have some purpose. Music, I just don’t see it.
I know it is a very very important part of me, and I assume everybody else. I wonder why.
Resolution?
It’s odd. As I had mentioned earlier, housing issues have been quite chaotic over the past few weeks. I did plan to best (ab)use the situation to my advantage of course, as usual.
So, ads were put up, people came, saw and all that jazz, and I had pretty much made up my mind to say no to every person however frivolous the reason I made up. Just as a friendly reminder to the ex-roomies that they are not entirely bright.
Anyway, today was different. The dude who came to see the place was actually nice. Not to mention, I can’t wait to improve living standards and not have to convince 3 other people each and every time it is not a waste but a necessity. Where, it can be anything from broadbroadband to digital cable, to anything that every normal human being needs. And of course, living with people of different cultures should be an experience.
I mean, that is one of the whole points of coming gazillion miles from home to study isn’t it? If it were the thair chadam cases that were the attraction, I’d assume IISc would have been a better bet. Not that there is anything wrong with that, not just what I am looking for at the moment.
Of course, the minor drawback is he’s a male. First, amma can breathe again. And secondly, 2 out of 3 isn’t so bad, for now.
I almost can’t wait for his response, and almost hoping and so on it’s a yes. Who’d have ever known?
Busy
And in an unexpected turn of events, I am actually busy today. Not so busy that I don’t have time to blog. But so busy that today’s entry won’t be more than these two sentences.
Update: I wasn’t entirely truthful. I’m just lazy to think or really type. Limited the google box in the main site footer to just the umich personal domain. Also fixed bloogle. Now the blog search really works, instead of just occupying space.
I
During some hard core site update time, I actually read through the stuff on some of the pages after ages. I realized one page in particular, about me had the worst title in the world. It’s not about me in any sense of anything. Then thought about it a bit, and realized how hard it is to really put it down in words. This is a rough draft start. This, obviously, won’t be replacing that material any time soon, but should work its way in somewhere, eventually.
I’d like comments and so on. (I seriously doubt the usefulness of even begging for comments. I mean, come on people, I know you read it. The funky site counter goes up like a 150 every two days.)
I am a human male.
I was never given a choice.
I like choice.
I don’t like choosing.
I make rational decisions.
I was never a child.
I don’t like being cold and mature.
I try very hard to be rational.
I can melt.
I see the difference between rational and cold.
I am a bonafide geek.
I preferred machines to people.
I am an introvert.
I am addicted to technology.
I fear the phone like the plague.
I am not a hypocrite.
I don’t eat meat.
I consume animal derivatives.
I don’t sugar coat my words.
I say very little of what’s on my mind.
I need to be heard.
I love to listen.
I like to sing.
I don’t like to exert myself.
I am not fit.
I should play outside more.
I have gamed too much.
I did read a lot.
I then discovered TV.
I have my priorities warped.
I don’t live life.
I survive.
I am content.
I don’t try very hard.
I don’t need to try very hard.
I am very good at what I do.
I only do what I am very good at.
I do very little.
I know a lot.
I know very little about anything that matters.
I don’t leave my comfort zone.
I enjoyed being alone.
I need to be alone to function properly.
I did melt.
I don’t fear intimacy.
I am not brave.
I am patient.
I am understanding.
I am not emotional.
I make people laugh.
I do try.
I make people cry.
I don’t need to try.
I play by the rules.
I always look for flaws in rules.
I don’t lie.
I don’t place morals above all else.
I haven’t tasted alcohol.
I drink too much pop.
I don’t drink enough water.
I can swim.
I am scared to death of being in a pool.
I enjoy travelling.
I fear new experiences.
I am predictable.
I am quiet.
I am not entertaining.
I fear uncertainty.
I am in awe of dynamism.
I observe things.
I forget easily.
I am learning how to use a camera.
I understand.
I need to know.
I feel I am smarter than most.
I feel I am not as happy as most.
I am not sad.
I am organized.
I appear disorganized.
I need a haircut.
Bah
Put in a lot of work on the stupid site today. My god, this horrid template and scheme of things is insanely complicated to handle. In the end, just ended up horribly breaking the entropy page. But it has to be fixed soon since I made that and the other broken resume page live.
Sux.
On the plus side, opened a textfx subsection and uploaded some pictures into the digital manipulation subsection.
Report massive flaws here. Incomplete is not a flaw.
Absurdity
Recently there was a mail on an FSF India mailing list from a person looking for Debian GNU/HURD CDs and he’d cc’d RMS. So here is the mail, Srikanth’s response followed by Stallman’s. :D
>> Hi,
>>
>> Is there anyone here who has Debian GNU/Hurd cd’s? (preferably the K4
>> release). I have tried the vendors listed at http://www.gnu-india.org/
>> but that is a dead end. I tried emailing a couple of people off this
>> list but that has not led anywhere. It seems terribly hard to find
>> Hurd cd’s in Mumbai. On a dial-up line, downloading is unfortunately
>> not a viable option.
>>
>> If someone does have the cd’s and is willing to sell copies to me,
>> please let me know.
>>
>> Thanks
>www.linuxcds.vze.com
>www.lincds.com
>Srikanth
> www.linuxcds.vze.com
> www.lincds.com
This is the ultimate level absurdity.
They have gone calling the GNU system “Linux” because it
was used with Linux, to calling the GNU system “Linux”
even when Linux is not included.
And this is the funniest /. post on RMS I’ve seen in a long time.
The interview is down, Slashdotted. Here’s the original text of the interview:
Q: So, let’s get the ball rolling here. How is the state of Linux in your —
A: That’s GNU/Linux.
Q: OK, and uh, Richard, how is GNU/Linux doing as a whole, given the current —
A: That’s GNU/Richard.
…
and it went on like that for a while… at one point RMS apparently
flails around on the floor in some sort of seisure-like movement
shouting “GNU GNU GNU” for two and a half minutes on end.